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Artist: moonwalk-into-mordor Track: Sherlock - Call Me Maybe Album: Tumblr stuff [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] |
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Now I’m imagining Genie!Lestrade singing in the most amazing and flamboyant way and ending everything with Not my division.
Well Scotland Yard had them four suicides
And finally one of them had left a note
But Sherlock you in luck if I decide
To let you see what the poor woman wrote
Anderson is on forensics now
So you’ll have to provide your own aide
You know where and what and when and how
See it’s just you I gotta persuade
So I’ll say
Mister Sherlock Holmes, sir
What will your answer be?
Let me take your deductions
Jot them down
You ain’t never had a friend like me
No no no
This case has got me overwrought
And your my conferee
C’mon whisper your deductive thoughts
You ain’t never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we appreciate your guidance,
You’re the best when it comes to this
Yes, bravo, you’re skilled
Wait, they were killed?
You’d better not be taking the piss
Have a look in the microwave
For drugs like ecstasy
I knew you’d find the pink lady’s case
You ain’t never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
Create a pretend drugs bust?
Find human eyes to their disgust?
Did you find the phone?
Well, maybe it’s here…
Can your friends go, NOT MY DIVISION, let ‘er rip
And then…wait why’d you disappear?
So don’t you just sit there judging me
I’m here to help out where I can
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a DI with a master plan
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what do you think? I really wanna know
You got a ego that’s three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is text like so - and oh
Mister Sherlock Holmes, sir, where’s the dead cabbie?
Wonderful job, don’t be a snob
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain’t never had a friend like me
You ain’t never had a friend like me, hah!
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