January 2011
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merlin's pants!: Spell your full name without an... →
shadowtights:
spotted3star:
tumbleroarrr:
fallinginlovewithhermionegranger:
youreafool:
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landsharkkidd:
omgitscharxo:
extremelyverynotgood:
doitdraco:
jacki3burkhart:
_ _H_ _ _ HO_ N _ _
Well I have no first name
so _U_ H _ _ _ H _…
T_H_ _ _
Okay then!
>< I have no first name. _ _ _ _ G _ _ _ _ O _ _ _
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::just a girl so in love with the wrong world:::... →
shadowtights:
Ooooooohooooo, Michael Jackson came to my town or Barack Obama was born in my city.
And I’m like:
BITCHES, SAM WORTHINGTON AND HEATH LEDGER WERE BORN IN MY CITY AND DO YOU LIVE ON LIKE AN ISLAND SO BIG THAT IT’S CONSIDERED ITS OWN CONTINENT. NO. DO YOU HAVE A RANGA PRIME MINISTER? DO YOU…
WE HAVE THE BIGGEST ROCK IN THE WORLD AND THE WORLD CAN SUCK IT.
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An Australian Declaration
(Note: Unfortunately, I did not write this. Well…not all of it. It was in an email sent to me years ago, and I thought it was appropriate for this occasion so I made some adjustments and additions. Sadly, the email is long lost so I am unable to credit the author properly. So, a shout out to the nameless author. I salute you.)
We, the people of the broad brown land of Oz, who have Milo and...
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“No one can make you feel without your consent.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt’s Rule
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“An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.”
– Marquis’ Motto
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“An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist...”
– The Cardinal Conundrum
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“All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.”
– Young’s Law of Inanimate Mobility
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The New Zodiac
thebandgeek:
-fishbowllife:
margorothspiegelman-:
sometimesiwonderif:
misha-ballins:fakescience:
FOREVER A SPORK.
MONOCLE. I’m classy.
COMO SE LLAMA.
Harry S. Truman.
YEAAAAAAH! SPORK!
HELLS YEAH LLAMA! Llama llama duck.
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“You can’t guard against the arbitrary.”
– Borkowski’s Law
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Weird dream last night
Picture if you will: A big group of people sitting in the living room doing bugger all.
I’m bored as hell, so I’m like: ”Hey, who wants to play Scrabble?”
*silence*
“Did anyone hear what I said?”
Friend: “No, we heard, we just chose not to listen.”
“Let’s try that again, who wants to play Scrabble?”
Some randoms:
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Let's Make The Longest Story We Can.
becauseonlykevicould:
jonisflip:
ayeitscandeezy:
jonisflip:
omgphantastic:
jayrenz:
Reblog & add the next action, or part of the story. Let’s start with:
There once was a man named Clyde.
and one day he wanted to buy
A condom.
made outta,
Candy’s skin.
and start raping
a brick wall
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“Where there’s a will, there’s a won’t.”
– Gualtieri’s Law of Inertia
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The awkward moment when you and your brother are...
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“The less people listen, the more correct you are.”
– Jolly’s Law of Influence
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I'd just like to point out the fact that an area...
runningfromllions:
floatingatopofthesea:
This.
Damn straight.
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You know what I think would be interesting
If we took Sherlock Holmes, Artemis Fowl, The Doctor, Spock and Sheldon Cooper and put them all in a room together.
What would happen?
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Screw 2012, it's in 2011 that the world's ending.
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Things I am waiting for in this year and beyond
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2 Well, duh. This was a given. Like so many others out there, Harry Potter has been and will continue to be a part of my life and I want to see it through till the very end. There will be laughter and tears as the Potter era draws to a close. That being said, the Potter years may be behind us but they will never be forgotten, unlike their unfortunate...
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Watchjennaanne01:
A Tumblr Song (Original) -
I know a place where all the cool kids play. Mean Girls, yummy foods, and fashion shots all day. When trying to avoid the things that I should do.
I scroll and see the people that I wish I knew. Mr. Hipster, girls in tights. Cats, and tatts, and civil rights. Photoshopped words, on a hill or tree. Read and think, “That applies to me!”
I’m Tumblin...
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“Virtue is insufficient temptation.”
– Shaw’s Maxim